MOMosas

When I’m horrified that my husband is tickling the kids right before bed, and then one pukes on him…

When I get excited to “exercise” just to escape the mayhem of family life…

When I decide to take over the room—and the TV—from the rest of the family…

When I walk into a trashed house after my husband’s been home with the kids all day…

When I bribe my kids with treats…I can get them to do anything for a cupcake.

When you think you’re looking like a Hot Mom, and then you realize you’ve had breast milk leakage or spit up on your shirt all day…

When I let my kid figure out how something works, and he just doesn’t seem to get it…

When anyone in the family approaches me pre-coffee…Or anytime in the morning…

When I’m multitasking like a mo-fo…

When a bunch of moms drink a bunch of wine…